Software engineer from the UK, studying CS @ UBC. I like building things that are actually useful.
🤖 I built a GitHub Actions workflow that uses the Claude AI API to automatically update this profile every day — the greeting, market snapshot, and commit roast below are all AI-generated and refresh automatically.
taxscout-api — REST API for scraping HMRC tax data on behalf of accountancy clients. Supports Corporation Tax, Self Assessment, PAYE, and VAT.
Monday mode: activated ☕ Time to debug the weekend out of my brain and commit to greatness! 💻
| Index | Price | Day |
|---|---|---|
| S&P 500 | 7,546.99 | 🟢 +1.56% |
| NASDAQ | 26,488.53 | 🟢 +2.32% |
| Dow | 51,781.04 | 🟢 +1.13% |
| FTSE 100 | 10,432.15 | 🔴 -0.27% |
My code performance today: NASDAQ-level gains (+2.32% fewer bugs), S&P 500 productivity boost (+1.56% commits), but my work-life balance pulled a FTSE 100 and dropped 0.27%.
Latest headlines:
- The US and Iran have agreed a deal. How soon could the economy go back to normal?
- Oil prices fall and shares jump after US-Iran deal announced
- What's happening to UK petrol and diesel prices now the US and Iran have a deal?
Your commits read like a tech lead's fever dream, but "docs(api): note the deliberate no-Argon2 fast path on 423 lockout" takes the crown for being so aggressively over-engineered that it makes enterprise Java developers weep with envy.