I make email infrastructure 10× faster — so your inbox gets it before you finish refreshing.

$ whoami
Senior Software Engineer @ Brevo (ex-Sendinblue) · Noida, India
Ships 150M+ emails a day at 10,000+ req/s and still sleeps fine.

$ cat interests.txt
making slow things fast · hunting tail latency · deleting database queries

$ uptime
5+ years, load average: caffeinated

$ history | grep -c "it works on my machine"
0   # I ship to prod, coward

$ sudo make me a sandwich
[ERROR] busy turning 5s into 800ms, try again never

• 🥇 My PRs are like my emails: delivered fast, occasionally opened.
• 🧹 Deleted 67 million database queries a day. They're in a better place now.
• 🐛 I don't have bugs, I have undocumented features running at 10k req/s.
• ☕ Powered by coffee and the fear of a paging alert at 3am.
• 📬 If this README loads slowly, it wasn't me — my stuff is fast.
• 🚨 My relationship status: it's complicated, PagerDuty has my number too.
• 🔥 During an incident I'm calm — the graphs do the screaming for me.
• 📟 "Have you tried turning it off and on again?" is a valid RCA and I will defend it in the postmortem.
• 💣 Once ran FLUSHALL on Redis. For a beautiful moment, the cache was perfectly consistent — empty everywhere.
• 🔎 Also ran MONITOR on prod Redis "just to peek." Redis peeked back. Then the incident bridge peeked at me.
• 🎓 Fun fact: you only learn what FLUSHALL and MONITOR really do once. I have now learned.

_{⚡ fun fact: somewhere, right now, one of my workers is delivering an email you're about to ignore.}